poem
Pirates puke on stormy seas
Giants spew on top of trees
Kings are sick in golden loos
Dogs are sick in daddys shoes.
Babies love to make a mess down the front of Mum's best dress and what carried wouldn't be complete without the stink of last nights treat? Teachers who force kids to eat
Sheperds pie with rancid meat
can't be surprised when at their feet
the unchucked meal splats complete. Rollercoasters swirling cups can make any one throw up
Ferris wheels, icky sweets, pavement pizzas spray the streets.
Hats are handy when in town should your guts flip upside down
A bag's a fine and private place
to avoid public disgrace
when tummy heaving insides peeling
you suddenly get that awful feeling
"Mum I'm going to throw up."
If your get caught short while at sea
Dont worry! youll die eventually!
But I for one do not believe
that bobbing ships cause folk to heave.
Sitting at the captains table
scoffed as much as I was able.
I ate so many lovely dishes
URGGG now its time to feed the fishes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
